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jaclcfrost:

reading fics that are so good at handling the characters that you can hear their dialogue in their voices and actually imagine the scenarios being presented like

hell yeah

hell yeah

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iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

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flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
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wowee whoa same guy different look like dang

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riikoboomboomkiddies:

i-like-butt:

what if after the first class trial everyone goes to explore the second floor only to find a room filled with marijuana and they all agree not to tell ishimaru because they know he’ll bust them

and after that all the killing just stops because everyone is constantly blazed out of their fucking mind and ishimaru has no idea what the fuck is going on

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time to bring this back

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buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

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best way to get kids to dinner

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snizabelle:

Found some pics of my Possessed Jane cosplay from Wondercon by the very talented clubsdeuce!

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schweinkrams:


Do you wanna be my dispenser? u//v//u ♥ *sentry-buster in love*


Nope.

schweinkrams:

Do you wanna be my dispenser? u//v//u ♥ *sentry-buster in love*

Nope.

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SCAMMER WARNING

the-roseate-crown:

PLEASE SEND THE WORD.
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I was on the Villager Trading subreddit and a user named CloCloChole promised Bob for marina, took marina, then deleted her account. Her name is Chloe from Rosewood and her FC is 3797-6713-4571.
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DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TRADE WITH THIS PERSON. SPREAD THE WORD.
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I am super sad, I really was hoping for Bob, and I really loved marina.
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REBLOG SO NO ONE FALLS FOR HER TRAPS!!!

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caffeinepants:

aph-china:

ronnano:

I wish eveyone a very delightful easter!

Thank you, I hope yours
becomes lively and zesty in return!

 this sunday is a major holiday, known to most as easter. while egg hunts and easter baskets are very common, let’s not forget why we celebrate. jesus died so that we could live without sin. thank you.

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bex-chan:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

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jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

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