this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say calmly. “we’ve been following your blog for two months now.”
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What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Oh..
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she will be loved
Anonymous asked you:what happens when kankri gets so fed up with damaras public teasing he just starts ripping off her clothes off and making out in the middle of little brother karkats recital.
‘you can’t trust your siblings’ was karkat’s lesson that day
Tweaked my Beforus Feferi design. Some color changes, added epaulettes, and her skirt is a lot fuller. She still has her giant back braid and two smaller front ones.
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this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time...
*snorts pollen* i love nature
You know pollen is plant sperm right
even better
you get home from school. both of your parents are sitting in your room. “we need to talk.” they say...
Nightblogging: It all began with Ed, Edd n’ Eddy
I like how he’s got tissues on his headboard.
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month....
Pairing: DaveKat
Warning: NSFW, uh yeah sorry didn’t finish i’m just in a bad mood all of sudden and I didn’t want to put it off and...
I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY...
